Save Pluto!

Ok, so eccentric orbit or not I like Pluto...and I'm pretty devastated by the literal changing of the universe that went down yesterday. It seems utterly ridiculous that at this "meeting of the minds" (arguably the nerdiest convention on the ....planet! oh! I went there!) there was a heated debate about whether or not poor little Pluto counted anymore. How can we explain this to all the children? How can we look at little Johnny, Raquel, and Jermaine and say..."I'm sorry, but your diorama is wrong. Your mother isn't well educated and you only get nine ______. and whatever ______ is, it's not Pizza. "
Personally, I'm rooting for the little guy...the longshot...the dwarf planet.
I'm starting a grassroots movement to SAVE PLUTO.
it will be like the truth campaign...except we're better looking and we have cuter outfits.
Get your tshirt now!!