My Boss Said I have Bedroom Eyes

I'm not sure how to feel about this comment. My boss was comparing me to a good friend of hers with similar mannerisms, physical characteristics and the like....including my apparently BEDROOM eyes.

I was surprised she said this, but equally intrigued about what it really meant. I knew what it implied....but needed to consult the master myself, Urban Dictionary:


bedroom eyes

1-That sensual seductive-looking glance that you express when you are in a mood for something romantic and/or sexual.

Rebuttal: I'm glad to know my boss (a woman) thinks I'm in heat at the office.

Example:

a) "The stripper greeted me with bedroom eyes when I was handing her my money."

Or handing in the annual report I was editing.

b) "When I saw my girl for the first time in a skimpy nightgown, we gave each other bedroom eyes and proceeded to make some lovin'."

Or proceeded to collaborate on the new company brochure.

bedroom eyes

2-sexy, suggestive eyes that make one want to totally be in a bedroom with the bearer.

Hmmmmmmm............

You need to try this!

Whatever, Red, I'm loud and I'm proud. I don't see any tumbleweeds around here. Okay, I haven't blogged since...thinking...whatever. Shut up.

You need to try this!

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is that the sound of....

tumbleweeds?